Jamie Coventry asked for a list of 20 juggle-able objects. This is kind of that.
Things You Should Stop Juggling Now
1. Juggling Machetes
3. Bowling Balls
5. Your taxes! Women! All the responsablities in your life!
Things That Are Good To Juggle But Should Now Be Off Limits
9. Toilet seat covers/Plastic Bags/ Things that juggle like scarves but aren’t
10. Rubber Chickens
* rat traps are probably okay though. That’s enough of a switch…right?
Things That Are Generally Missing In The Comedy Juggling Department
14. Contact Juggling
Toys That Have Some Comedy Juggling Potential
16. Simon Swipe
17. Hyper Toss